Eddie X Steve - Blog Posts

Robin : Did you know there’s a rumor going around?

Steve : What? That we’re gay for each other?

Eddie : No, see, I’m straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it would be Stevie!

Robin : How do you feel about that, Steve?

Steve :

Steve : like it’s not helping with the rumors.

Robin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping the rumors.

Steve : Mike annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for Will and him special day tomorrow.

Eddie : There is nothing special about tomorrow?

Steve : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Eddie :

Eddie : God I love you so much.

Celebrity AU

Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?

Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.

🎤

Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Eddie : We're having a kid!

Dustin : Oh, congratula-

Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.

Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?

Robin : What kind of hints?

Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.

Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.

Robin : That isn't a hint.

Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.

Robin : Made you all playlists!

Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.

Eddie : Thanks!

Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️

#platonicStobin

#PlatonicChriddie

I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)

(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)

Dear Eddie Munson lovers, artists and fanfiction writers/readers alike, may I present to you:

Eddie ‘The Vampire’ Munson but he can turn into a giant demobat!

Main Prompt:

The only indicator that it’s Eddie is his thick, wavy mane that trails down the back of his spine and of course, the shreds of his clothing that hung off his frame, revealing his distinct tattoos and the scarred wounds that were inflicted by the very creature that he had become.

He is beastly in a way that was different from the other monstrosities that roamed the Upside-Down; with his haunched, hulking posture; massive, leathery wings that ended in mean hooks; multitudes of long, lashing tails that struck like angry snakes behind him; and in his maw were rows and rows of viscous, white daggers that glinted when he roared.

Kaz, Vecna had called him. What a fitting name that was, Eddie had thought, clinging to one of the few distant yet clear memories that he had left in a mind that was consumed with hunger and bloodlust. A memory that Vecna had likely torn the name from. Kaz the Bloody-handed. He wondered if it was meant to mock him, to remind him of all that he will and would do under the curse that the sorcerer had put upon him. To remind him why exactly he was allowed to live.

Additional:

He has a half-way form between his most ‘human’ side and his most monstrous side. Includes:

His wings protrude from just under his shoulder blades instead of replacing his arms.

Clawed hands and feet.

All of his teeth are pointy, not just his canines.

He has a singular tail but it’s still very strong.

Dear god, he’s got taller.

Elongated ears like a Tolkien elf.

His eyes are now paler and tinged slightly red.

But no matter what his form is he’ll always:

Hear, smell and see better.

Summon and control other demobats (the others aren’t impossible, just more difficult).

Just like bats, he can use echolocation to navigate and hunt prey.

Run faster.

Hit harder.

Jump higher.

Betray Vecna.

Beat Vecna.

Return home.

Play DnD.

Co-parent.

Play guitar.

Fuck like a rockstar.

Alternative Thought:

What if he was an itty bitty demobat? Like, what if he could control his size and got all small? And you could carry him around in your pocket, or on your shoulder or in your arms?

I’m pretty sure it’s not new, but I wanted to do it for a long time