He Would Just Smile Awkwardly And Wave At All The Horrified People Like:

Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!

Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?

Steve: Yes, she did.

Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!

Steve: Yes, you did.

Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Robin: I sleep with a knife.

Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.

Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Eddie: Steve.

Kids in America

by Marty Wilde and Ricky Wilde

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

Eddie: Steve, my old friend!

Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

this is the most wonderful thing😂😂

so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

Just my contribution to the Steddie fans❤❤

Eddie opening his lunch bag and there being actual food like, he hasn't ever used it for that

What if Eddie and Wayne have the same lunchbox and Wayne's rushing one night, doesn't pay attention to which one he grabs and then he's on his rest break like finally time for some food and he opens it and its just drugs?