Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny
Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Robin: I sleep with a knife.
Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.
Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Eddie: Steve.
every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/
Give me a drawing prompt 4 your favorite gay couple😊❤
Dustin: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Eddie : Bet you I can!
Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper
Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Steve: Yes, she did.
Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!
Steve: Yes, you did.
Has this been done?