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Advice for mixed skin types be like “treat this part of ur face this way and this part that way” but what they don’t know is that the same exact parts of my face are oily and peeling at the same hekkin time ‘:\

I wanted to share smth that I’ve found helpful lately:

It’s not going to last forever.

You got fed something you’re intolerant to and feel like you’re burning? You will feel better eventually.

You have to go through a social situation you find scary? Eventually you will get to go home and sleep.

Your period pain is debilitating? It is a cycle, and the cycle will eventually end.

You have an interview? They’re what? An hour or two? You have the rest of the day to not be in an interview.

You have to go through TSA? It’s mostly just waiting in line and then like 2 minutes of apprehension. Then you get to leave.

Suffice to say, sometimes something is or is gonna suck, but that’s ok, because it’s going to end.

This too shall pass, ig

It doesn’t apply to everything ofc, but I still find it helpful for when it is.

I have somehow desensitized my acquaintances to my verbal stimming enough that they don’t realize I’m semi verbal

Zelda enemies be like:

“Here is a bland orb that could pass as a friendly”

“And here is a grotesque eldritch abomination”

Today I have not cried in response to multiple stressful situations so I’m gonna take today as a win

Had a conversation about romantic attraction again with my friends. I continue to not believe it exists.

In my personal opinion the uterus should just get it together and have a full-time lining like all the other organs or just only make the special lining when it’s needed.

Like imagine if ur stomach did that. Or if all ur skin peeled off all at once in a week.

Why.

Space pasta puns

So like if fancy smart scientists decided that the theoretical process of what happens when you enter a black hole is “spaghettification,” I think we should brainstorm what the other pastas would be.

The black hole thing is because of the “infinite stretching and squashing” I believe. So like. How does one become lasagnaed? Fettucinied? Farfalled?

Hmmm… there’s a flock of nerds outside my establishment today