Zelda Enemies Be Like:

Anyone else’s cat have no idea that they have the ability to inflict pain? My cat will just jump off my lap with all claws out for traction. Etc.

Astromanaut skentch

Shoutout to my favorite moment in the sound of music:

*Angry Nazi car failure noises *

Nun: Reverend Mother I’m afraid I need to confess a sin. 😔⚙️

Nun 2: Me too Reverend Mother 😔⚙️

I have somehow desensitized my acquaintances to my verbal stimming enough that they don’t realize I’m semi verbal

Very Normal things I found at the beach that you might not expect:

- quarter machine ninja toy

-13 different kinds of pottery/ceramics

-wall of boat

-tooth

-indescribable rusty metal object

-piece of cement pipe

-some stairs

-gravity defying living tree

You may not believe in ghosts but the ghosts believe in you and that is a threat

Every time I look up something relating to autism and autism speaks is the first thing to pop up I want to bite it. Chew it up and spit it out. >:/

Today I saw a cute and odd mutt.

Doggo had the silhouette of an Aussie, face and size of a retriever, and color pattern of a husky. They were white and a greyish tan.

Genuine question: why do I startle people constantly?

Like I feel like I’m living my life, being polite, but also scaring people all the time for some reason.

Examples:

I’m pretty sure it’s polite to wait for someone to finish talking to interject, so I wait off to the side till there’s a break, but whenever I interject they startle.

I will go to say good morning to someone who is sitting, go to do smth, then come and actually say hi and they jump

People will be chatting or taking wayyyyy to long to look at smth and I wanna see smth nearby so I stay in eye/ear-shot but go look at smth else but when I return it is somehow surprising and startling

….

Y’all I don’t get it. I vocally stim like all the time, so I don’t feel like I’m a particularly quiet person, but I just don’t interrupt people? And somehow I startle like 5 people on a daily basis. Help me

Just saying.