Had A Conversation About Romantic Attraction Again With My Friends. I Continue To Not Believe It Exists.

Me yesterday: my cat is so cute I might die

Me today: my cat is so cute I might die

Me a week from now: my cat is so cute I might die

Pro tip:

If you like smiling, do not get a scab on ur chinny chin chin

Sometimes I make creepy faces in the mirror at night just so that my reflection can’t do it first

Your skin is an organ.

Therefore when you shave you are shaving your organ.

Nighttime me: I have so much energy! I’m gonna get up early tomorrow and do cool stuff :}

Early morning me: ha, what a chump. *goes back to sleep*

Kyojuro kept sight in his eye, even if the lid was damaged. Him and Uzui are besties. Despite his father’s comments on his appearance, Kyojuro does not cover his scarring.

Uzui offered to make him a patch if he wanted one but thought it was flashy that Kyojuro chooses to bear his scars with confidence.

Kyojuro tries not to think about his father’s opinion. He appreciates keeping his depth perception, and keeps eyedrops and salve from Shinobu to care for his injury on the long term. He does not love the reminder of his weakness, but at the same time, it is a reminder that he did his job; he protected the kids and came home to his family.

To the person who went to the con as a planter. . . You got me. Did not know u were alive until you stood up and started talking to someone.

Does anyone else ever distinctly remember doing smth u have been meaning to do and then it ends up being a dream you had so you have to do it all over again?

Fellow headache havers/haters:

I have sinus headaches all the time- it’s allergies, it’s whatever.

What is not whatever is the time I went to pet sit for my cousin.

I stopped for lunch, got a blinding headache in the middle of it, scrambled to my car, drove to a store, found out it was closed, jogged a block to a store to see if they had painkillers, they did not, jogged back to my car, tried not to fall over, realized I locked my keys and phone in the car in a distant city, felt irrational dread that I couldn’t reset in real life, went to an antique store and asked to borrow their phone, called my mom, she couldn’t find my key, called for roadside assistance, they said they’d be an hour, mom calls back and found my key, I gotta call the company again to cancel the assistance, wait 20 minutes for my mom to show up. She was so frazzled she didn’t bring pain killers, I get into my car and realize I still haven’t cared for my cousins pet yet, I go take care of the pet and successfully don’t die, I drive all the way home and still haven’t died, then I finally take meds 2 hrs later and go to sleep.

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Anyways is that normal?