To The Person Who Went To The Con As A Planter. . . You Got Me. Did Not Know U Were Alive Until You Stood

Autistic experience or everyone experience?

I was only diagnosed as an adult, so I’ve been thinking back and wondering if specific sensory experiences are more of an everyone experience or autistic experience. Let me know if you have felt these and whether or not y’all have/are autistic.

-vitamin filled drinks of any sort burn your throat

-honey in tea does not soothe the throat it makes it dry

-volume of public toilets flushing is unbearable

-there is not a single type of comfortable clothing tag. They are all evil

-squishy/slimy with chunks is an abominable food texture, which makes anything from porridge to pie to stew very hard to manage

-tennis shoes have to be tied the exact same tightness

-leaning against warm store deli cases and cars pleases the inner lizard greatly

-stuffing urself in a very small space where you are hidden and gently squished is Very Good (unless ur claustrophobic, which I am not)

-have to climb. I am in a tree. Wedged in the top of a doorway. On the roof. Somewhere I haven’t been told not to go.. anyway my parents tossed me at rock climbing gyms

-fridge is good hum. Lights are bad hum.

I could list more but I shan’t rn

Your skin is an organ.

Therefore when you shave you are shaving your organ.

Imagine a faerie as a retail employee - like -

"Hello would you like to join our rewards program?"

"Uuuh... sure!"

"Alright, can I have your name and number? :)"

I’ve been on a song art thing lately

Genuine question:

I am a neutral-to-fem Audhd human who enjoys paying people compliments.

I always do so respectfully and follow the “only compliment parts of their self they have control over” thing.

But I wanted to know - is it socially acceptable for an adult to direct compliments to younger children when they are with their parents?

I generally don’t unless I know the parents, because I’m never quite sure…

It took me over a decade to figure out that I was mistaking hunger for thirst. All those bathroom trips and for what

Hey so am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that my middle school gym teachers used to play pumped up kicks during laps?

Straight to jail for the fentons! Someone get JJ Jameson, I’ve found the real public menace(s)!

So does like… cps not exist in dp?

Cause like.

…

As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.

Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.

Writing when ur on the drug called exhaustion is a Time because you will be trying to write a normal or serious line like "As he walked away" and your brain interrupts you for its state mandated ad break to insert "As he waddled away, waddle waddle, and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle~"

As a full grown adult I still don’t know how to ask for a new friend’s number without it being weird