Sometimes I Make Creepy Faces In The Mirror At Night Just So That My Reflection Can’t Do It First
Sometimes I make creepy faces in the mirror at night just so that my reflection can’t do it first
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Small rant ahead:
The may contain label is bs. So much bs.
Like way to make eating Russian roulette.
It can mean:
-there is part of this in this
-there is a small amount of this in this
-this shares contact but is not an ingredient
-we did not feel like paying attention so we are covering our bases
-this has this in it but we don’t feel like specifying where in the ingredients
-we don’t know what’s in our product and because we buy certain things premade and don’t feel like looking into it
THIS IS NOT A GAME THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR SOME PEOPLE
Did anyone else think Czechoslovakia was pronounced “zetch-luh-vahkia” or was that just me being the fool I am
Goblin behavior I (and perhaps u?) participated in in childhood:
- sat high in trees and sang lullabies
- hid in improbable places I only fit bc of hypermobility & would not come out till found or panicked the adults (usually meaning I hid for like 1/2 hr)
- gave store employees “super important” things they lost like fallen fake flower bits n those clothing sizes hanger cuffs
- would lay on the ground absolutely anywhere
- kicked bullies in the shins
- produced a dog whistle thru my front teeth n got slowly louder until someone noticed
- would walk around my house on my knees while holding my ankles to the sides like w sitting
- preferred to swim underwater only and had a large lung capacity
- always had pockets stuffed with rocks, roadside trinkets, shells, pencils & pens, makeshift self defense stuff (like a baggie full of thin dusty dirt 2 throw in an assailants eyes), smth to leave a trail so I wouldn’t get lost, pocket knife (unless at school), and a notebook
- would climb doorways and wait by the ceiling endlessly until someone came so I could startle them
Me-isms
I have clearly been on the internet for too long
I’m always like “I’m just gonna leave this one greyscale” and then I don’t.
Hey so like imagine if Hughes and Nina lived and he adopted her wouldn’t that be great
It would also be great if I could get an accurate picture of my traditional art without having to edit it and still ending up unsatisfied with the result lol
Today I saw a cute and odd mutt.
Doggo had the silhouette of an Aussie, face and size of a retriever, and color pattern of a husky. They were white and a greyish tan.
To everyone who says “you need to find a place to keep your things so you won’t lose them and keep them there every time”:
Bold of you to assume I am aware of setting something down.
I hold things and then they disappear into the abyss.
In today’s news: i have been declared Demi by a bottle cap.
As someone who considers themself somewhere around quoiro/nebula or Aego, i am ok with this.
Disclaimer: do not go around saying this to Ace/Aro ppl.
