I Was Wrong About There Being 2 Musicals, I Misread Talkback As Callback, Which Is The Name Of One Of

life imitates art

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[ID: in the caverns, Bronya says "get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!" Lanque replies, "that's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal". / end ID.

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...was?!

[ID: Aradia and Fozzer pose together in a spooky field. Aradia says, "Spooky season is upon us and it is important to know the differences between different kinds of resting places!!!" Aradia is now among very large bones. she says, "CEMETERIES are unconsecretated and not affiliated with a specific church!" Fozzer says from the clown church building, "GRAVEYARDS are consecrated grounds located within a church yard!" Aradia goes to a foggy burial ground and says, "BURYING GROUNDS are graveyards in new england!" Fozzer is now in a hole in the ground with a skeleton poking out, which is not what a catacomb is. Fozzer says, "CATACOMBS are underground burial places!" Aradia is even more off location. she is in Jane's house, with John's taxidermied body. Aradia says, startled, "MAUSOLEUMS are above ground buildings that house human remains in caskets or urns!" this does not typically include taxidermy. Fozzer is back in his favorite field, saying, "all kinds of burial grounds are valid! all kinds of burial grounds can be spooky! all kinds of burial grounds can be wandered about in dense fog while wearing all-black Gothic Revival attire and quoting Romantic poetry!" Aradia, in her ghost form and in front of a spooky mansion, says, "do not limit yourself to cemeteries! haunt all kinds of burial grounds!" / end ID.

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I can confirm that they're spitting facts, but can any of y'all confirm the new england thing specifically? that's the one thing I'm not sure of (google wasn't helping).

by the way, if anybody wants to learn more about burial and funerary stuff, Ask a Mortician on youtube is a great source!

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

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*takes off skin*

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

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This is what true love looks like.

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I'm so excited! I wish they'd tell us the times, though!

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scary

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aaaww! I think the way you worded the image description made it even cuter!

happy pride month! [ID in alt text]