This is what true love looks like.
(text source: oh-stewart and devintherealboy on tumblr)
*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS
[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.
ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.
text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]
🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶
happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!
[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]
okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.
I don't necessarily ship all these, I just put whoever I thought was the most fitting, but I think the dynamics are really interesting to think about! Anyway, Polypa should host her own dating show.
(text source: GilpinGrace on twitter)
I just couldn’t resist!
Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?
POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover
lmao what a concept 🤣
that totally sounds like Miette!
please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first
[text source: nacho-joe-yo]
They could be such good friends
[text source: briarhoes on twitter]
Well, I’m in!
(text source: officialunitedstates on tumblr)
(text source: userjaymes on twitter)
sometimes you just need a diamoric kiss fest.
[text sources: frogstiel and punkrockboifriend on tumblr. these are actually two separate posts that go together pretty well]
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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