And Steve did hunger for the fruit of the earth, and Adam led him unto Gardenview Orchards. But lo, it is said that the Father, in His wrath, cast them forth from the Gates of Eden, and they dwelt there no more.
hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt
bratt: you son of a…
I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair
DOES. NOT. EXIST.
He can’t hurt you.
Bro decided to challenge a bear (as per usual).
Then bro decided to pose on a mountain.
We work in the dark, to serve the light… but in the end, all are blind.
On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.
Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!
P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.
In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.
Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.
And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.
James is an English language given name that is a derivative of the name Jacob, most commonly used for males. Source: James (given name)
I WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???? HE IS ACTUALLY JACOB FLINT???? Or Jacob McGraw.
What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?
I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.
They are very much cannon.
ba dum tss
Jacob goes to hell and is brought back (Anastasized) by an Angel called Stas.
Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.
The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.
You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho