You Can Put This On The Opposite Wall, Thus Forcing Them Into An Endless Finger-pointing Competition

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

A Hungry Dog is an Obedient Dog

A man who kneels for money will kneel for anything.

A man can't serve two masters; he'll always betray one.

A house dog doesn't bark at the owner; he waits for scraps.

POV: you just got stepped on, dirty sinner

What is that bug under his feet?

What you lookin' at?

It seems he is allergic to horny sinners.

He who looks upon the sun becomes blind

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face

Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.

In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.

"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.

Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.

Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.

That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.

Continue with Jacob's suffering here.

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?

Self-Defense With Deputy Seed

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?