Self-Defense With Deputy Seed

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

You are what you eat

Jacob really said

Staci:

He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face

Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.

In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.

"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.

Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.

Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.

That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.

Continue with Jacob's suffering here.

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.

More Cut Content

So there is Pratt’s dialog during a deleted “time-lapse” at the St. Francis Veteran’s Center.

And here is the animation that was supposed to be played (no facial animation tho, sorry) that I found from game files.

Also, here is some Jojo posing from Jocop

Or maybe bro thinks he is Phoenix Wright? (channeling his inner lawyer John Seed?)

Or he is just completely lost at this point

like what you see, Hakob?

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

"We have come here to kick ass and chew mountain oysters... and we're all out of oysters"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

I love all y'all on here fr!

Although this is for Jaci, this is also me saying Happy Valentine's Day to everyone in the fc5 Fandom that is still hanging around, creating and interacting. God bless all of y'all, I was going to make a Sharky Boshaw card, but I didn't have time. Again, I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. 💐❤️💝💗

Special shout out to my pals that talk jaci and fc5 literally every day: @pande-monty-um @peggiepratt @blindedlamb @trashboyo3891 @somepersonyan

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

Walking The Path

Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.