I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.
Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir
Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)
this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it
My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.
What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?
I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.
They are very much cannon.
ba dum tss
let me catch your dreams
let me have your back
Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.
One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).
Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi
This one looks cursed.
So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.
In the wise words of @pande-monty-um "HE IS EVERY OLDER BUTCH LESBIAN"
Sorry (?), not sorry(?)
Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
Just a humble cartel boss with a dirty bastard on the payroll.