My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.
Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.
According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.
It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.
We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:
"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"
We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.
Why is he seed-eyeing us?
Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?
Stay tuned for more Jacop and Bosstaci content.
Bonus Album cover:
One day, this shall be a proper edit. Today, it is just a sketch with Bostaci scaring the living shit out of Jacop (by dropping a sick album?) I mean, look at him, bro can literally turn off the sun. Anyone would be rightfully horrified.
Staci: *looks at everyone around*
Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)
Alumnus - Alumni
Octopus - Octopi
Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)
x - Jaci
So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?
Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?
Makes sense.
Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).
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Death did not grant him peace. Instead, he returned as a yōkai, a restless spirit cursed to wander the earth under the cover of night. Each evening, as the sun sets, he emerges from the shadows, endlessly searching for the one he loved...
Yet, as dawn approaches, his form begins to fade. The first rays of sunlight force him back into the unseen world, trapping him in the cycle of longing and despair. He cannot rest, nor can he cross into the afterlife until he finds him. Only Him.
WHO SAID JACOB IN A CAGE?
Oh, no one said that... (or did they?????!!!!)
NEVERMIND, I SAID JACOB IN A CAGE
Look at him he is so pethetiiiiic
I was too lazy to finalize these, but now I have a reason to post them ohoho.
Please tell me you guys see the vision??? Jacob and the deputy???
You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh
Here is some Staci Pattinson for your timeline:
"What did I do to deserve this bastard as a partner?"