Only You

Anastasia Medarda

All hail the Peach Rose Queen!

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

only lil shits bring pepsi

Staci is like n̸̯̲͍̮͉̙̰͙͕͙̪͉͎̤̑͒͆̏͒̅̔͋̚͠͠͠͠͠ó̴̢̟̥̖͓̱̻̥̦͙̿͌ ̵̛̞̫̰͇̠͕̲͓̻͓̳̩͂̂̂͗͑͌͒̈́̚o̴͎̭̪̘͉̫͈͋͋̈̌̎͗͒̑̏̃͂͒n̸̤̞̮͚͇̊̽́́͘e̸̢̲̼̥̯͔̤͚̪̞͒͂͒̿̚͝ ̷̧̢̙͈̬̱̤̟͎͖̦̹̲̘͛͌͆͂̓͌͛̎i̴̪̾̉̂̇͌̽̈́͗͘͜͝͝ś̵̡̢̢̢͔͓͕͍̘̳̫̻͜ͅ ̸̦͉̯̜̽̇ͅg̸̠̖̜̜̮̳̦̲̮̦̩̲͎̰̩̅́͒ơ̶̜̺͔̳̥̗̗̽̿͑͆̄̅͘̕ͅn̷̜͉͔̲̭̜̦̳̖̳̺̹̔͗̄͛̌͑̌͝͠ͅǹ̷̥̘̗̹̮̰̬̱͙̹̫̲̓̽̍̄̒̋͆́̕a̷̼͚̹͈̟͓̭̫͕̘̮̱͚͗̈̾͊͛ͅ ̷̳̭͛́̀͆͂̅̃͗́͛͠t̶̡̧̮̰̫̹̟̫͔̫̐͊̊͊̂̈̚ͅa̵̢̧̖̻̺̟̪̪͚͓̣̞̪͌̋̎̏͒̈́̕ͅķ̷̢̛̛͙̲͉̞̠̳͙̳̿͂̓̈́͗̈̕͠ȇ̶̡͎͉̙̹͔̩̟́̀͗̄͊̊̋̃͐̕͠ ̷̹̠͍̞̯̦͎̫͇̫̙̈́́̊̏̉̾̈̅̍̄͝J̵̭͓̼̬̾͂͐̑͊͝͠ą̶͚̩͚̤̙͕͇̍̈͑̾͑͒̋̏͝c̵̟̟̺̞͎͓̖̰̥͈͗ͅơ̶̬͍͔̏̍͗͐͑͑̀̓̑͗͝͠͠b̵̭̀́̓͒̌̆̍̂̇̂͝ ̴͈̩̙̈̊́̈̐̉̿͐̕͠f̴̡̫̣͎͙͐̓̄͆͌̉͋ŗ̴̖̞̭̣̦̺̝̮̖͔̬̝̓̉̑͜ͅŏ̴̝͇̦̗͚ḿ̵̡̮̩͎̂ ̶̘̞̹̞͖́̌́̐̋m̶̛̰̰͇͈̂͋̊̊͊̓͆̌̐̊̌̿ḛ̶̛͎̹̺̖̝̺͍̌̈͋̀͋̈́̚͝ ̷̱̟͓̾̀̈́̓͗̂̀͂̈́͛̕͝͠ḁ̷̧̘̫̱̗͖̯̭̘͓̆̂̿̓̈́̑̾͗͒̈́͜͜ģ̵͚͖̺̝̣̣̼̲̜̀̽͆͒̌͗̋̈́̕͝a̶̜̘̳̟̯͛͛͋̒͠͝͠i̶̝̪͓̠̟̦̔̽̔̆̓̎̃̐̓͒́͘͝ņ̵̢̼̟̘͓̝̮̖̋̾̈́̿̅́̓͂͗

You were sayin'?

I can still hear his voice...

gay gay homosexual gay

What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah. What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah.