"We Have Come Here To Kick Ass And Chew Mountain Oysters... And We're All Out Of Oysters"

Peggies that gay together stay together

Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.

Now that I got your attention with gay Greek brothers and Godless (beardless) Hakobs, I've got a couple of questions fam:

Is there a Staci in the Arcade Editor? Can't seem to find him

Does anyone have any ancient memory of how the cinematic tools should be set up and used? And what version of the game they are compatible with?

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.

like what you see, Hakob?

Ok, this is peak Jaci for me

A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart

When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)

Monkey in a Cage

Did you think you were free?

Now, what is the worst thing you could ever be? Hm?

No no, it's not...it's not weak... It's traitorous.

Treasonous.

Ungrateful for the mercy that w̵̡̨͚̖̲̰̰͎̙̩̩̳̩̳̐͒e̸̢̧̨̹̠͔͓̱̦̙͗̎͐̎͊̈̓́̿̎͒͜͜͝ͅͅ have shown you.

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

The Turntables

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?