The Turntables

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

Anastasia Medarda

All hail the Peach Rose Queen!

To Leave This Purgatory, You Must

1. speak no evil

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

A Hungry Dog is an Obedient Dog

A man who kneels for money will kneel for anything.

A man can't serve two masters; he'll always betray one.

A house dog doesn't bark at the owner; he waits for scraps.

@peggiepratt preaches nothing but the truth!

Here is an actual footage of that happening

Imagine letting your partner become unavailable because of a random skunk

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?