Hakob: It's Nice To Finally Meet Your Colleagues, Deputy Bratt

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Have You?

You are what you eat

Jacob really said

Staci:

So what shall we do with you, Seed?

I can still hear his voice...

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Still In Desert

Peekaboo, motherfuckers

Hopefully will post a longer video soon.

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Peggies that gay together stay together

My Lord, My Liege

Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take