LOOK. AT. HIM.

Estacio Prado & His Dog

Just a humble cartel boss with a dirty bastard on the payroll.

Steady Hand

The Beauty and The Beast

I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN?!

So if you merge Jacob and Staci, apparently, you get

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN.

You can see more Hunnam content

here

here

here

and here

He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face

Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.

In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.

"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.

Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.

Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.

That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.

Continue with Jacob's suffering here.

WHO SAID JACOB IN A CAGE?

Oh, no one said that... (or did they?????!!!!)

NEVERMIND, I SAID JACOB IN A CAGE

Look at him he is so pethetiiiiic

I was too lazy to finalize these, but now I have a reason to post them ohoho.

Please tell me you guys see the vision??? Jacob and the deputy???

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

SIR, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS RESPECTFULLY (lies) FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT AND 8 HOURS GAY.

THANK YOU SO MUUUUCH.

LOOK. AT. THEM.

Dos gardenias para ti Que tendrán todo el calor de un beso De esos besos que te di Y que jamás te encontrarán En el calor de otro querer

I managed to successfully infiltrate @pande-monty-um's mind with this Narcos scene, and I think everyone should watch it.

Thank you @somepersonyan for this inspiration!

Based off this

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

A Hungry Dog is an Obedient Dog

A man who kneels for money will kneel for anything.

A man can't serve two masters; he'll always betray one.

A house dog doesn't bark at the owner; he waits for scraps.