They Give "the Tyrannic Professor And His Unfortunate TA" Energy In Every Universe

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Ugly Cop?

@gunpowdernlead said "he actually looks like a cop now" to this haircut. Thus, here is some brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt for you people:

And here is a less brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

Predator poofs

floofs of doom? bloodthirsty boopers? the fluffsecutioners? Bark assassins?

After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.

Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.

"We have come here to kick ass and chew mountain oysters... and we're all out of oysters"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

I love all y'all on here fr!

Although this is for Jaci, this is also me saying Happy Valentine's Day to everyone in the fc5 Fandom that is still hanging around, creating and interacting. God bless all of y'all, I was going to make a Sharky Boshaw card, but I didn't have time. Again, I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. 💐❤️💝💗

Special shout out to my pals that talk jaci and fc5 literally every day: @pande-monty-um @peggiepratt @blindedlamb @trashboyo3891 @somepersonyan

Have You?

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)