After Seeing This Post By @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I Had To Remind People (Jacob) How Important Staci

POV: you just got stepped on, dirty sinner

What is that bug under his feet?

What you lookin' at?

It seems he is allergic to horny sinners.

He who looks upon the sun becomes blind

Have You?

Staci is like n̸̯̲͍̮͉̙̰͙͕͙̪͉͎̤̑͒͆̏͒̅̔͋̚͠͠͠͠͠ó̴̢̟̥̖͓̱̻̥̦͙̿͌ ̵̛̞̫̰͇̠͕̲͓̻͓̳̩͂̂̂͗͑͌͒̈́̚o̴͎̭̪̘͉̫͈͋͋̈̌̎͗͒̑̏̃͂͒n̸̤̞̮͚͇̊̽́́͘e̸̢̲̼̥̯͔̤͚̪̞͒͂͒̿̚͝ ̷̧̢̙͈̬̱̤̟͎͖̦̹̲̘͛͌͆͂̓͌͛̎i̴̪̾̉̂̇͌̽̈́͗͘͜͝͝ś̵̡̢̢̢͔͓͕͍̘̳̫̻͜ͅ ̸̦͉̯̜̽̇ͅg̸̠̖̜̜̮̳̦̲̮̦̩̲͎̰̩̅́͒ơ̶̜̺͔̳̥̗̗̽̿͑͆̄̅͘̕ͅn̷̜͉͔̲̭̜̦̳̖̳̺̹̔͗̄͛̌͑̌͝͠ͅǹ̷̥̘̗̹̮̰̬̱͙̹̫̲̓̽̍̄̒̋͆́̕a̷̼͚̹͈̟͓̭̫͕̘̮̱͚͗̈̾͊͛ͅ ̷̳̭͛́̀͆͂̅̃͗́͛͠t̶̡̧̮̰̫̹̟̫͔̫̐͊̊͊̂̈̚ͅa̵̢̧̖̻̺̟̪̪͚͓̣̞̪͌̋̎̏͒̈́̕ͅķ̷̢̛̛͙̲͉̞̠̳͙̳̿͂̓̈́͗̈̕͠ȇ̶̡͎͉̙̹͔̩̟́̀͗̄͊̊̋̃͐̕͠ ̷̹̠͍̞̯̦͎̫͇̫̙̈́́̊̏̉̾̈̅̍̄͝J̵̭͓̼̬̾͂͐̑͊͝͠ą̶͚̩͚̤̙͕͇̍̈͑̾͑͒̋̏͝c̵̟̟̺̞͎͓̖̰̥͈͗ͅơ̶̬͍͔̏̍͗͐͑͑̀̓̑͗͝͠͠b̵̭̀́̓͒̌̆̍̂̇̂͝ ̴͈̩̙̈̊́̈̐̉̿͐̕͠f̴̡̫̣͎͙͐̓̄͆͌̉͋ŗ̴̖̞̭̣̦̺̝̮̖͔̬̝̓̉̑͜ͅŏ̴̝͇̦̗͚ḿ̵̡̮̩͎̂ ̶̘̞̹̞͖́̌́̐̋m̶̛̰̰͇͈̂͋̊̊͊̓͆̌̐̊̌̿ḛ̶̛͎̹̺̖̝̺͍̌̈͋̀͋̈́̚͝ ̷̱̟͓̾̀̈́̓͗̂̀͂̈́͛̕͝͠ḁ̷̧̘̫̱̗͖̯̭̘͓̆̂̿̓̈́̑̾͗͒̈́͜͜ģ̵͚͖̺̝̣̣̼̲̜̀̽͆͒̌͗̋̈́̕͝a̶̜̘̳̟̯͛͛͋̒͠͝͠i̶̝̪͓̠̟̦̔̽̔̆̓̎̃̐̓͒́͘͝ņ̵̢̼̟̘͓̝̮̖̋̾̈́̿̅́̓͂͗

Monkey in a Cage

Did you think you were free?

Now, what is the worst thing you could ever be? Hm?

No no, it's not...it's not weak... It's traitorous.

Treasonous.

Ungrateful for the mercy that w̵̡̨͚̖̲̰̰͎̙̩̩̳̩̳̐͒e̸̢̧̨̹̠͔͓̱̦̙͗̎͐̎͊̈̓́̿̎͒͜͜͝ͅͅ have shown you.

Estacio Prado & His Dog

Just a humble cartel boss with a dirty bastard on the payroll.

So what shall we do with you, Seed?

a man is dreaming

My Partner and I

My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.