@gunpowdernlead said "he actually looks like a cop now" to this haircut. Thus, here is some brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt for you people:
And here is a less brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt
Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.
All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.
So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,
The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.
Onto Bosstaci now:
The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.
Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:
I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.
Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:
I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:
You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho
No need to be scared, you are doing great so far.
Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.
And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you
Do you know who can?
Staci. Staci can hurt you.
Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.
One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).
Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.
And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.
Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh