Boys; Sdmn

i’m not dead i promise

sorry simon

Josh: Oh, God, I fucked up. Tobi: What happened? Josh: I was doing maths with Vik and I told him to hold up eleven fingers. Josh: I didn’t realize until he started to panic and say, “Josh, I only have ten!” Josh: He won’t stop crying!

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“Dating isn’t the only thing I’d do to you.”

It’s funny how he cares for them like a Mother but it’s so true though

fuck me uppppp

Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

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This honestly made me cry (½)

I tried a new style