“Dating Isn’t The Only Thing I’d Do To You.”

Josh: My son, Tobi, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Harry, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Favesssssss........

By- Banter_XIX

Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that pushup last year for nothing!

- Simon (via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

IM YODELLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

Vikk: i forgot to sleep because i was thinking about memes Simon : if you ever wonder why you have no friends remember that sentence

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Simon: What happened? JJ: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the house? Simon: You burned down the house!? JJ: No! I had the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story!

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

When your food falls onto the floor

you could say my lane is Calminishaw haha

My edit aye 💗

Didn’t realize how much I missed JJ until just now