IM YODELLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

🗣underrated sidemen

Am I crying or am I crying

Vik: “Knowledge” is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; “wisdom” is not putting it in a fruit salad . Josh: That was deep. Harry: “Philosophy” is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. Simon: That was deeper. Tobi: “Common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

JJ: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Tobi : JJ nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES JJ: FLOOR IT? Tobi: JJ NO JJ: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND TOBI: JJ YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JJ: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Tobi: JJ PLEASE

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

JJ: I didn’t wanna do this, but I do know one way we could get the money. Simon: You’d make a decent prostitute. JJ: I’d make an amazing prostitute. But that’s not it.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Traveling with simon ✨🌊

These photobooth pictures are everything

I ship it

Like legit, this is my first edit made on svp and I knoooww it’s not pro but hey who cares

couldn’t have put it better myself josh lmao