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Josh: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Simon: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get to go on stage at that the 1975 concert.

Tobi: Or when your aunt substitute taught your sex ed class.

Vikk: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your fanny pack?

Jide: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Josh: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught– Why am I participating in this?!

find me a nicer couple, i dare you🙌🏻😭😍

Tobi doesn’t get the respect he deserves. He is willing to write out 600 Christmas cards by hand as well as the envelopes and post them all by himself. Not just that he also goes through the process of making sure he doesn’t send people multiple cards and they have the correct addresses on them. This is going to take ages. What other person do you know has the dedication to do that ? Tobi is such an amazing person and is always finding different ways to show us how much he is thankful for the support we give him / he deserves. But I don’t think he gets as much support / respect as he deserves

Jide: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle 1”. Josh, code name “Been There, Done That”, Simon is “Currently Doing That”, Ethan is “It Happened Once In a Dream”, Tobi “If I Had to Pick a nice guy”. Vik is “Eagle 2”. Vik: Oh, thank God.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Josh: “What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon” is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked. Tobi: He’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon. Harry: We never said we’d send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Vik: “Knowledge” is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; “wisdom” is not putting it in a fruit salad . Josh: That was deep. Harry: “Philosophy” is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. Simon: That was deeper. Tobi: “Common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Jide: It’s illegal to be better looking than me. Simon: Well shit. Guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Vik: yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway

Simon: did you just use yeet in past tense

Shirtless Will I repeat shirtless Will

Josh: Alright, listen up you little shits. Josh: Not you, vikk. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Why are they like this?

When your food falls onto the floor

Really underrated friendship imo

Jide: Harry why do you smell like weed? Harry: how do you know what weed smells like jide? Jide: I- Harry: Busted! You’re grounded for a week!

Simon: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together. Ethan: Awwww babe Josh: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe. Freya: …Thanks.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Sidemen house: *has power cut* JJ: oh shit Simon: its so dark that I can’t see my hand in front of my face Josh:that’s my hand JJ: and my face Vik:*comes in,opens the curtains and the room is engulfed in sunlight*

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Holy fuck I wasn’t prepared 😂😂

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: JJ left the sidemen and I honestly don’t know what happening anymore like Ethan doesn’t deserve the shots being fired at him and JJ shouldn’t have been rude about Emily and whys ricegum even involved and josh is just trying to keep everyone’s spirits up especially Ethan’s and I just feel so bad for simon bc he’s been friends with JJ since high school and Vikk didn’t even think he was being serious and none of the boys deserved this uno

boys; sdmn

Simon: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together. Ethan: Awwww babe Josh: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe. Freya: …Thanks.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Traveling with simon ✨🌊

there’s a lot of drama happening in the sidemen fandom, so just a moment of appreciation for everyone’s unproblematic faves 

Look at yah boi Simon spiting fire like it’s nothing

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(this is not my video)

FUCK YES

Simon you BETTA NOT I STG

You cant not love this man

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about…

Just me who find this cute! 😂😂

fuck me uppppp