Couldn’t Have Put It Better Myself Josh Lmao

Josh: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Simon: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get to go on stage at that the 1975 concert.

Tobi: Or when your aunt substitute taught your sex ed class.

Vikk: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your fanny pack?

Jide: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Josh: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught– Why am I participating in this?!

While decorating dorm for christmas JJ: *puts a selfie on top of the tree* Simon: Why is your selfie on the tree? JJ: Because I shine brighter than the star. Simon: Vik: Josh: Vik: sIMON PUT DOWN THE KNIFE—

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

I need more of them together and hanging out 😭

Josh: My son, Tobi, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Harry, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

His poor innocent soul did not have to hear that smh

Jide: Vik, can I give you some advice? Vik: Absolutely not.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

I'm crying 😂

i found this on twitter and kjaosjd it’s too funny

ok but the celebration hug tho