I’m Not Dead I Promise

Tobi: [Doing a crossword] I need a five letter word for ‘disappointment’. Callux: Harry Harry: … Tobi: It fits

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Josh: My son, Tobi, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Harry, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

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Vik: [bumps into a chair] Vik: Sorry

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“Dating isn’t the only thing I’d do to you.”

Traveling with simon ✨🌊

By- fcknminter

get yourself a man who can do both 

FUCK YES

Simon you BETTA NOT I STG

this is my new favorite video bye

JJ: I didn’t wanna do this, but I do know one way we could get the money. Simon: You’d make a decent prostitute. JJ: I’d make an amazing prostitute. But that’s not it.

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