Sorry Simon

Josh: *pats Jide and Ethan on the back* 
Josh: Good job today, gays 
Ethan: Um…don’t you mean “guys”? 
Josh: Did I fucking stutter?

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

😂

Simon, entering the room looking disheveled: Sorry I’m late I was doing things Josh, entering the room also disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Simon: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together. Ethan: Awwww babe Josh: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe. Freya: …Thanks.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

By- illuminatezerkaa

I tried a new style

this is my favourite part from simon’s rap or crap video 😂

When your food falls onto the floor

Callux: hey guys, can you tell me what color Tobi’s shirt is? Simon: gray? Josh: gray. Vik: it’s gray. Calfreezy: gray. Lewis: gray, of course. Callux : and what color did you say your shirt was? Tobi: … dark white.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: JJ left the sidemen and I honestly don’t know what happening anymore like Ethan doesn’t deserve the shots being fired at him and JJ shouldn’t have been rude about Emily and whys ricegum even involved and josh is just trying to keep everyone’s spirits up especially Ethan’s and I just feel so bad for simon bc he’s been friends with JJ since high school and Vikk didn’t even think he was being serious and none of the boys deserved this uno