Callux: Hey Guys, Can You Tell Me What Color Tobi’s Shirt Is? Simon: Gray? Josh: Gray. Vik: It’s

hey here’s an edit i made

ft. all of the sidemen lol

what have i just watched

Jide: Vik, can I give you some advice? Vik: Absolutely not.

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Vik: “Knowledge” is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; “wisdom” is not putting it in a fruit salad . Josh: That was deep. Harry: “Philosophy” is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. Simon: That was deeper. Tobi: “Common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

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Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer

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Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

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Josh: Where’s Jide? Vikk: Probably off disappointing Jesus

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JJ: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Tobi : JJ nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES JJ: FLOOR IT? Tobi: JJ NO JJ: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND TOBI: JJ YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JJ: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Tobi: JJ PLEASE

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MY OTP 💕

power couple @sazclose :)