MY OTP 💕

Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that pushup last year for nothing!

- Simon (via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

He kills me 😂

Sidemen house: *has power cut* JJ: oh shit Simon: its so dark that I can’t see my hand in front of my face Josh:that’s my hand JJ: and my face Vik:*comes in,opens the curtains and the room is engulfed in sunlight*

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Josh: My son, Tobi, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Harry, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

ksimon

ok but the celebration hug tho

there’s a lot of drama happening in the sidemen fandom, so just a moment of appreciation for everyone’s unproblematic faves 

🗣underrated sidemen

JJ: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Tobi : JJ nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES JJ: FLOOR IT? Tobi: JJ NO JJ: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND TOBI: JJ YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JJ: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Tobi: JJ PLEASE

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

wroetostar