He Kills Me 😂

By- fcknminter

this is my favourite part from simon’s rap or crap video 😂

Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Tobi: You started crying because you didn’t get to wear your rain boots this week so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it. Vik : You’re the best friend ever.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Jide: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle 1”. Josh, code name “Been There, Done That”, Simon is “Currently Doing That”, Ethan is “It Happened Once In a Dream”, Tobi “If I Had to Pick a nice guy”. Vik is “Eagle 2”. Vik: Oh, thank God.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Josh: “What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon” is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked. Tobi: He’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon. Harry: We never said we’d send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

Simon: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together. Ethan: Awwww babe Josh: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe. Freya: …Thanks.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

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i just LOVE the way he said this

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