By- Illuminatezerkaa

when you the third wheeler and you don’t wanna be excluded

Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

His poor innocent soul did not have to hear that smh

By- voidsdmn

Simon, entering the room looking disheveled: Sorry I’m late I was doing things Josh, entering the room also disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

*Lol*

I’ve had this idea for a while tbh

I don’t know whether I’m tae or Jin

Sidemen house: *has power cut* JJ: oh shit Simon: its so dark that I can’t see my hand in front of my face Josh:that’s my hand JJ: and my face Vik:*comes in,opens the curtains and the room is engulfed in sunlight*

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

sidemen + traits based on zodiac signs

simon // virgo

Tobi doesn’t get the respect he deserves. He is willing to write out 600 Christmas cards by hand as well as the envelopes and post them all by himself. Not just that he also goes through the process of making sure he doesn’t send people multiple cards and they have the correct addresses on them. This is going to take ages. What other person do you know has the dedication to do that ? Tobi is such an amazing person and is always finding different ways to show us how much he is thankful for the support we give him / he deserves. But I don’t think he gets as much support / respect as he deserves