sidemen + traits based on zodiac signs
simon // virgo
JJ: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Tobi : JJ nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES JJ: FLOOR IT? Tobi: JJ NO JJ: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND TOBI: JJ YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JJ: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Tobi: JJ PLEASE
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Josh: Oh, God, I fucked up. Tobi: What happened? Josh: I was doing maths with Vik and I told him to hold up eleven fingers. Josh: I didn’t realize until he started to panic and say, “Josh, I only have ten!” Josh: He won’t stop crying!
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ok but the celebration hug tho
Are you okay Chim?
The Sidemen
stay - ksimon
He's too cute
Adorable Simon™
I'm crying 😂
i found this on twitter and kjaosjd it’s too funny
Simon: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together. Ethan: Awwww babe Josh: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe. Freya: …Thanks.
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Simon: What happened? JJ: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the house? Simon: You burned down the house!? JJ: No! I had the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story!
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