Simon And His Son.

“Dating isn’t the only thing I’d do to you.”

Am I crying or am I crying

what have i just watched

JJ: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Tobi : JJ nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES JJ: FLOOR IT? Tobi: JJ NO JJ: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND TOBI: JJ YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN JJ: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Tobi: JJ PLEASE

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

ksimon

Too much love....

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach right now

Callux: hey guys, can you tell me what color Tobi’s shirt is? Simon: gray? Josh: gray. Vik: it’s gray. Calfreezy: gray. Lewis: gray, of course. Callux : and what color did you say your shirt was? Tobi: … dark white.

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

power couple @sazclose :)

By- illuminatezerkaa

How is he not a model 🤔

I present: Mr Simon “I’m going to make your ovaries explode” Minter