Girl You Look Like A Bloodborne Boss (complimentary)

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

大草原不可避 : Keyboard smashing in Japanese

I explained how keyboard smashing in English expresses laughing really hard and she taught me the Japanese equivalent in return!!

As some of you might know, in Japanese, “w”  from the word “to laugh” 笑う 「わらう」 is basically like “lol” in Japanese so when there’s a bunch of “w”’s together it looks like this wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 

and it looks like a bunch of grass so one slang word to show something is funny is 草 「くさ」 which is the word/kanji for grass so you don’t have to type out a bunch of w’s.

So the step up from 草 is 大草原　「だいそうげん」 which means prairie since there’s a lot more grass.

And if something leaves you laughing so much that you can’t hold it back you could say 大草原不可避　「だいそうげんふかひ」 which basically means “inevitable prairie”. 

The “inevitable part”, 不可避　「ふかひ」 in this phrase means laughter is inevitable and you can’t help but laugh.

the asexual tag is trending again. y'all know what that means.

THE BOTS ARE RETURNING, MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

AND THEN FINALLY

Yeah.

Like a really disappointed, yet resigned and kinda sad Yeah.

That's it. That's the show.

It was like one hell of a road.

Supernatural final and the following brainstorming in attempts to find SOME FRAKING SENSE was like

^ Jesus Christ posted : FUCKING NEWFAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS SHOWING UP

The cup says: Stles

The line says: New Fandom, Same Shit

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

We all have to agree it's Sabo.

He has all the gremlin traits from those three but at like 100 out of 10.

He's smart and spiteful like Law so he has the ability to create real shit.

He's emotion-driven and focused like Ace so he's effective at creating real shit.

He's destructive and not giving any fucks like Luffy so he's unstoppable at effectively creating real shit.

Sabo, the ultimate gremlin of one piece.

Me settling in my armchair all comfy with tea and snacks to read that one batjokes fic I planned to read since forever on my one day off in 2 weeks:

Hehe >:3

Me two (2) mins later finding out ao3 got down five (5) mins ago on tumblr:

Not hehe >:(

Me sleeping 20+ hours later finding out ao3 is still down:

Scream cry throw up

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I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

My first thought after seeing The Announcement was

"Aw I will be sooooo disappointed in us all if it's not trending right now"

The simple pleasure of being on the same brain wavelength is mesmerizing

has this one been done yet