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Ugh, Milo the man that you are
theyre really one of my faaavorites i love it when sanjis protective over usopp but acts like hes annoyed by him but he really cares aaaghh like in water 7 that killed me KILLED ME
for as much as i (and seemingly most people) love columbo, i even more so love stumbling upon the exceedingly rare specimen driven to madness with hatred for a tacky, pube-headed mussolini
Have you blown your nose today?
It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.
Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.
Omg I just have the PERFECT song for this I can’t believe it
Art side of Tumblr please illustrate this little guy getting into situations
So I have never had a hard time that I was allergic, because it just was making my skin very itchy and stingy and painful, but GOD FORBID I actually know WHAT I'm allergic to 🙄
One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!
You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.
Firstly New Kamijirou art from that cool spread.
Secondly, am I tripping or is Denki wearing heels, those are heel right?
That man is not beating the Twink Allegations I swear because those aren't even like big heeled but flat, no those are heels.
Meanwhile Kyouka rocking it with the swagger whilst her twink of a boyfriend is, doing that.
Also as Rowan so eloquently put.
Twice
Do it.
Kon was only supposed to have like two or three piercings but somehow he ended up with more. This is my first time drawing him but I love him so much
Merlin from bbc merlin
Please reblog for a larger sample size.
Why is there metal grinding in my head.
Couldn't find anything on Google, so I'm hoping the neurodivergents know what it is.
You can put legos and board games in the fridge
No one's forcing you to put milk in your cereal every time. You can put soda, juice, water, gatorade, coffee, and other such liquids.
It's legal in some state(s) to cannibalize. How you get the meat is usually illegal. But the eating isn't.
You can likely stab your ceiling with a knife.
The average human can stare into a mirror for 10 minutes before experiencing some weird stuff.
mint
oh spry little dryad, spinning sprite, you drift through life as light as lion down. you are the chimes of churchbells and the laughter of faeries. gossamer and spidersilk shine from your ribs. life is fleeting, you more than anyone should know that. something we love today may never see tomorrow's sun. you pride yourself on skipping through moments, soft and merry. but you do not let your soul be tethered. is it for freedom or fear, sweetheart, that you do not let yourself be tamed? you are as fresh as and wild as bluebirds in snow, you smile at your problems before dashing away. hoping they will never catch up to you. but even nike can't run forever. you have been hurt before. but that is life. you wish to never feel that way again, but regretfully I must tell you that is nothing short of impossible. life is but part sorrow part sun, you cannot have teacups until they are burned by the kiln. oh I see the scars child, they shimmer down your chest, I see the pain in your eyes. but I also see the stardust. keep smiling, but allow tears also. you do not have to be solely wonder, fear, you are allowed to be bitter. so bite, and scream, and laugh, and love. that is what makes life worth living.
EraserCloudMic soul mate au were every injury incurred replicates it self as a scar on your soul mate. Hizashi and Shouta realizing Oboro isn't dead days after his funeral when they both start waking up with new scars as the doctor starts the nomufication process.
me before bad buddy: yeah no I’m aromantic asexual I prefer to not be in a relationship. I’ll just get a bunch of cats and live with my parents and eat my mom’s cooked dishes happily till the end of our lives
me after bad buddy: where do i sign up to get myself a love like patpran have???? come on it shouldn’t be that difficult-
Me: hey, can I get some zero hurt all comfort shit under the Transformers tag ?
ao3: lmao no that don’t exist 💀
Watching Star Trek (TOS) on Christmas, as you do, and had one of my favourite episodes on, A Taste Of Armageddon, and oh my god??? I forgot that it’s the episode with THE LINE
THESE BOYS. I CANT, THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM
anyways merry Christmas/ happy last few nights of Hanukkah (to anyone who celebrates) from the crazy Trekkie 🖖
Please don't block me, I'm a fellow fan, I just don't know what to post and keep lurking in silence. Thanks!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Outline of a Viking ship
National Museum of Denmark, Viking Exhibit
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
So it's practically Wednesday
I'm not sure if the shows will expire as soon as it hits 12 am and is therefore Wednesday or if they'll expire at like 11:59 pm on Wednesday
I guess I'll see how it works soon because it is 11:58 pm right now when I'm posting this
it amuses me how there are people who somehow think Shadow didn't kill these guys as if he didn't already kill Doom and all the Black Arms without hesitation
as if Infinite would have the biggest crash out over his teammates just being injured
like be real
I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:
Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder
Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”
tumblr please this cannot be the default for relationships please. hitting your partner isn't the kind of thing that the victim should be expected to go into 'setting a boundary' against. tumblr please there are some things that should be expected to not need communication for. tumblr pls pls. tumblr can you hear me