Being Nonhuman Is So Not Serious. Why Is A Doggy Watching South Park?

Was having a bad day at home so my big siblings took me in first the day. Skating, talking etc. but that’s not what this is about.

I got a milkshake on the way home. And it had whipped cream… when I tell you I looked like a sloppy ass dog trying to lick it all up.

We need pup cups for people. We genuinely dog.

I will destroy my digital footprint for jayvik

-kins that come and go as they please

-I don’t do quads / can’t

-don’t wear a mask (they feel like muzzles and also give me even worse dysphoria)

-conceptkin (when it decides to show up, as with most my kins, half there but also not)

-the whole “you can’t identify physically as something nonhuman, you give therians a bad rep!!!” in general.

-unlabeled (kinda, I just use nonhuman cuz eh)

-“you can’t kin multiple canines unless you’re just a cladotherian!!” (Both coyote and bloodhounds are canines omgz??)

-my nonhumanity is stemmed from mental issues and trauma.

-I actually mention the fact that more than otherkin, therians and quadrobists exist which is wrong ig?? Idk been aggressively replied to about it a few times.

NEW CHALLENGE: tell every aspect of your alterhumanity that would get you fake-claimed by TikTok therians /lh

-I do not have any memories as a fictionkin, am am purely psychological

-That being said I never experience shifts either

-probably just being conceptkin and placekin as well though

Wait till ya meet a black cat that trusts you. They are the dumbest little fuckers alive and I love them.

My black cat rolled off of my bed not once not twice but THREE times yesterday when I was petting her belly. Despite me telling her and trying to grab her so she wouldn’t fall she still fell.

Okay, so you guys know the stereotype that orange cats are stupid? And that tuxedo cats are also stupid?

So a combination of those two would be the hypothetical stupidest cat, right?

Oh wow, thank goodness my theriotype isn't the stupidest cat, exactly a combination of a tuxedo cat and an orange cat!

Except it is 😭

The tuxedo classic tricolor tortoiseshell

I'm the stupidest silliest cat on all of tumblr TvT

"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

If I see one more post arguing over the whole ‘aroaces feel love too’ thing and saying thats an invalid statement I’m going to start throwing hands. I’M AROACE. I CRAVE LOVE. I NEED IT. BUT I CANNOT FEEL IT. STOPPPP EVERYONES AROACE JOURNEY IS DIFFERENT. ITS NOT INVALID TO BE AROACE AND WANT AFFECTION. YOU CAN DATE AND BE AROACE. STFU I WILL SMITE YOU

Some may say its sub-herb

Punching nazis is my favorite hobby.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

When is it my turn to be literally anything other than the heroes sidekick that loves them? When does “shes in love” turn to “i’m in love” like bro I’d be so good at pretending to be in love. Apparently I’m good enough to be a simp every time we do a show but never enough to actually get the guy/girl.

I love this so much, I need to share with everyone

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