Wait Till Ya Meet A Black Cat That Trusts You. They Are The Dumbest Little Fuckers Alive And I Love Them.

I really wish that there was world muters like reverse hearing aids. I’m tired of asking people to stop making a sound and nothing happens.

Also apparently my hearing is really good and I’m tired of being judged when I breakdown over a sound that others can’t hear. (Ex: wet sounds or mouth sounds. I hate mouth sounds.)

If you’ve ever worn noise canceling headphones yk they make you hear your own bodily functions and I hate that. I just want my hearing to stop being so good. I hate this.

I got fake fangs the little thermoplastic things and I love them sm. Although they sent me one that’s bigger than the other I don’t care.

I just really wish they were more stable. I wanna make bite marks in fruit or something. Like a retainer or sum cuz they keep popping out. I wanna devour some food without them popping out.

Then again they were 3 bucks at a party store. So I got what I paid for lmao.

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Why am I like this? I’m supposed to be a stupid doggy frolicking in the yard not sobbing with wounds on my forearm.

I pet a chipmunk yesterday. My friend’s parents feed the chipmunks and they are very friendly, I didn’t want to scare him so I just held out some seeds and very slowly pet him. He was so soft!

Not a theriotype but a kintype that comes and goes;

Skeleton. Literally just a fully sentient set of bones. It sounds stupid because it is stupid. The shifts feel wonky and it’s just dumb, but is me sooo… yeah. Also I’ve met many birds but never another Pesquets parrot.

i want to hear about ur guys’ uncommon or unique theriotypes,, i love hearing about the ones i dont see very often or ever

i think my most uncommon one is that i’m a lizard cladotherian :3

Being nonhuman is so not serious. Why is a doggy watching south park?

I have 4, possibly 5. (One isn’t confirmed yet)

Bloodhound, coyote and skeleton are all confirmed plus Pesquets Parrot.

I awakened in about 2022 maybe 2023?

I mean.. kinda? They’re all real but a fully sentient skeleton isn’t real but it’s based in reality so both?

Kinda but also not. I mean sometimes I do but sometimes its just pure hell, yk?

My nonhumanity is based in delusion

I’m a wiccan! It might affect subconsciously but not consciously

Idk any of their genders-

No :(

Yup! I’m aroace

Sensory and mental shifts are my most often shifts

Wayyyyy too much. I didn’t even realize half of it until I told my dad and he goes ‘oh yeah. Is that why you do ___, ___, ____, and ___?’

Only one that’s nocturnal is coyotes but they’re not entirely nocturnal. They roam whenever they please.

Since 2022? Maybe early 2023?

My kins come and go. Sometimes they’re gone for a month and I get shifts of something completely different. Though I feel like the coyote has been here longest. Possibly since I was young maybe 11-12? I dunno.

I realized recently that it does. So I was talking to my dad about how I tend to starve and then eat just enough to stop feeling like shit and then starve. He mentioned coyotes do the same. (I was unaware)

No, sadly not online or in person. All I have is my partner who is a barn owl otherhearted.

All over- skeletons go wherever tf they please, coyotes (my species of them) is from North America, bloodhounds are in wherever their owners take them and Pesquets birds are from New Guinea

Yup! Minus the skeleton.

Byeeeeee!!!!

Alex's alterhuman ask game!

Reblog this post to let others ask you question(s)!

I tried to make this accesible to all alterhumans.

🌈 - how many _types do you have?

🌌 - when was your awakening?

👾 - is your _type real or fictional?

👽 - do you enjoy being a […] (therian, otherkin, ect. Just put your label here)

🧷 - what's the reason of your identity? You can say that you don't know. (Ex. "My theriantrophy is spiritual)

💚 - what are your beliefs? Does it affect your identity?

⚧️ - does your _type have a different gender/sex than you? Do you even know your _type's gender?

🧤 - do you own any gear? If yes, what is it?

🏳️‍🌈 - are you also a part of the LGBT+ community?

🌚 - do you experience shifts? If yes, what kind of shifts do you experience most often?

🌝 - how does your identity affect your everyday life?

💊 - is your _type more nocturnal or does it prefer daytime?

🤖 - for how long do you know about your identity?

🍁 - do you think that you were born with your identity or has it "started" during your life?

🧸 - does your _type affect your diet?

🛍️ - do you have alterhuman friends? If yes, in real life or in the internet?

🍂 - what is your _type's natural territory/home?

😺 - is your _type an animal?

That's all byeeee :3

BLEHHHHH HEATER ON IS TOO HOT, HEATER OFF IS TOO COLD.

Jokes on you, I am an animal AND a dumbass boy

(Trans and nonhuman baybeeee)

''so you wish you were an animal?'' LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER I am an animal you dumbass boy