Some May Say Its Sub-herb

America. Where pregnancy tests are locked up but nicotine gum is free

BLEHHHHH HEATER ON IS TOO HOT, HEATER OFF IS TOO COLD.

I just got jump scared by a memory. When I was like 13 I started writing a song about depression called Black Mold that I occasionally still work on (3 years later ik shh) but I just saw someone post about actual black mold and my dumbass went “I have depression too” bro. ACTUAL black mold in their brain.

I have 4, possibly 5. (One isn’t confirmed yet)

Bloodhound, coyote and skeleton are all confirmed plus Pesquets Parrot.

I awakened in about 2022 maybe 2023?

I mean.. kinda? They’re all real but a fully sentient skeleton isn’t real but it’s based in reality so both?

Kinda but also not. I mean sometimes I do but sometimes its just pure hell, yk?

My nonhumanity is based in delusion

I’m a wiccan! It might affect subconsciously but not consciously

Idk any of their genders-

No :(

Yup! I’m aroace

Sensory and mental shifts are my most often shifts

Wayyyyy too much. I didn’t even realize half of it until I told my dad and he goes ‘oh yeah. Is that why you do ___, ___, ____, and ___?’

Only one that’s nocturnal is coyotes but they’re not entirely nocturnal. They roam whenever they please.

Since 2022? Maybe early 2023?

My kins come and go. Sometimes they’re gone for a month and I get shifts of something completely different. Though I feel like the coyote has been here longest. Possibly since I was young maybe 11-12? I dunno.

I realized recently that it does. So I was talking to my dad about how I tend to starve and then eat just enough to stop feeling like shit and then starve. He mentioned coyotes do the same. (I was unaware)

No, sadly not online or in person. All I have is my partner who is a barn owl otherhearted.

All over- skeletons go wherever tf they please, coyotes (my species of them) is from North America, bloodhounds are in wherever their owners take them and Pesquets birds are from New Guinea

Yup! Minus the skeleton.

Byeeeeee!!!!

Alex's alterhuman ask game!

Reblog this post to let others ask you question(s)!

I tried to make this accesible to all alterhumans.

🌈 - how many _types do you have?

🌌 - when was your awakening?

👾 - is your _type real or fictional?

👽 - do you enjoy being a […] (therian, otherkin, ect. Just put your label here)

🧷 - what's the reason of your identity? You can say that you don't know. (Ex. "My theriantrophy is spiritual)

💚 - what are your beliefs? Does it affect your identity?

⚧️ - does your _type have a different gender/sex than you? Do you even know your _type's gender?

🧤 - do you own any gear? If yes, what is it?

🏳️‍🌈 - are you also a part of the LGBT+ community?

🌚 - do you experience shifts? If yes, what kind of shifts do you experience most often?

🌝 - how does your identity affect your everyday life?

💊 - is your _type more nocturnal or does it prefer daytime?

🤖 - for how long do you know about your identity?

🍁 - do you think that you were born with your identity or has it "started" during your life?

🧸 - does your _type affect your diet?

🛍️ - do you have alterhuman friends? If yes, in real life or in the internet?

🍂 - what is your _type's natural territory/home?

😺 - is your _type an animal?

That's all byeeee :3

I’m gonna sob, I got into the transfem community cuz my sister and stuff and they’re silly and now I keep getting naked/nearly naked trans ladies, PLEASE. I WANT THE SILLY JOKES. NOT NSFW PLEASE.

This was before 6 PM here. I think it was 5:47 or something; horror movie shit.

Was having a bad day at home so my big siblings took me in first the day. Skating, talking etc. but that’s not what this is about.

I got a milkshake on the way home. And it had whipped cream… when I tell you I looked like a sloppy ass dog trying to lick it all up.

We need pup cups for people. We genuinely dog.

Just saying: tracker dogs should have cameras that take videos of their pov and if theres no incriminating evidence in it they should post it on yt.

Cuz like the ‘therian pov’ videos freak out my doggy brain. Why do I have human arms and why do they have on fake paws? Where are my real paws?

No hate to those who do those videos, it’s cool you can do quads but I wanna at least watch through my eyes on a video.

group suicide starts in 5 minutes

I heard we rating labels sooo..

(For reference, I am a bloodhound, coyote, Pesquets parrot and a skeleton nonhuman.)

Alterhuman:

4/10 not my favorite, it’s tolerable but I prefer nonhuman, dunno why but alterhuman doesn’t fit right, don’t even know why.

Nonhuman:

10/10 Yes, this is me. I am NOT human so it fits since nonhuman means not human.

Therian:

1/10 I’m not a therian, I’ve heard ‘so you’re a therian’ or ‘it’s therian or human’ too many times. Like no..? Theres more than just therian and human. (Totally not aimed at a specific therian in one of my classes)

Otherkin:

5/10 it’s not good but not bad yk? I mean I guess I am otherkin in one way (skeleton kin) but also I just prefer nonhuman. I don’t really care if you call me this but I prefer not. Yk?

Critter/creature

10/10 yes. Just yes. Please that’s the way to become my favorite person.

“delusional therian”

10/10 best compliment ever thanks for that, although it will get you blocked, sorry I’m just quirky and delusional like that.

My ‘type.

10/10 YES.

For example:

“Somber is a bloodhound on tumblr”

“Somber is a skeleton on tumblr”

“Somber is a coyote on tumblr”