Love How Companies Only Deterrent To Getting Free Beverages Is Not Having A Cup. Bold Of You To Assume

Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die

To the person I have known for most of my life and have spent more time with than anyone else excluding my parents:

“So, are we like friends?”

I get that Victor was irresponsible for leaving the monster on his own but if a barely alive eight foot tall glowing eyed man was looming over me yeah I’d just kinda run too

I will acquise, with having Only read the Iliad and not read the stories where Achilles "falls madly in love" with Deidemia, it's very easy to interpret this man as being gay* and plainly not actually interested in women as anything beyond a status symbol. Sure he "acquires" women from Lesbos for himself and Patroclus, and is upset when Briseis is taken from him but it's easy to read that as expectation/obligation and his pride being hurt, respectively, moreso than him being genuinely interested in women.

Patroclus, well, i don't think we spend enough time with him to know but I feel like it could go either way, with him being either gay or bisexual

*i am aware that our modern terminology and understanding of sexuality is not the same as sexuality from any other time but for simplicity sakes i'm using gay and bisexual

I give up actually im not a person who has friends

Polydamas was right. We stan a king

Oh gosh darn I’ve had so much fun I’m not allowed to have any for a few days

Why does the little heart have to break I didn’t mean to unlike you I just clicked on accident don’t be sad little post

No one give me power. I would be so terrible with it and probably get myself killed. Also give me power

Petition to standardize the 1, I and l characters as unique symbols