I Get That Victor Was Irresponsible For Leaving The Monster On His Own But If A Barely Alive Eight Foot

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

I look around on this lovely day and see no one. Do they not know the pleasures of the outside world? Are they, like I was not ten minutes ago cooped up in the comfort of their homes? Buffoons. Come outside and face the sunlight.

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

Can everyone give me their spare wisdom teeth I rlly need to ace my final.

Guys in Hawaiian shirts either have life figured out or are going through their midlife crisis

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die

I love them

I don’t watch horror movies because I already get jump scared when the screen gets dark and I see my reflection