“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles
(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)
Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?
Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay
Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
making mistakes in art is okay. it’s all part of the process.
making mistakes in life is okay. it’s all part of the process.
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
Can everyone give me their spare wisdom teeth I rlly need to ace my final.
#52 for your ask game?
Yeah…
I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.
Corban minixode
my favorite customer service slip ups