My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups

Emperor Nero:

French fries? No thanks I only do that to Christian’s

I am currently looking at a pc, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I have achieved peak unproductivity.

The saying “butt naked” is so odd. Imagine a common phrase for being dressed like “pants clothed”

Instead of coffee, get tased by the police this morning. Its electrifying.

Greek Pottery from the Getty Villa in Los Angeles

Odysseus counseling Achilles when he refuses to fight after Agamemnon seizes Briseis

Artemis presenting a laurel to a musician

Still can’t believe there’s a 3 year time period in which you can’t legally drink and drive

To the person I have known for most of my life and have spent more time with than anyone else excluding my parents:

“So, are we like friends?”

okay but what if. what if instead of starting a new show I rewatched that other show. for a third time.

I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out