I Am Deeply Saddened To Report That I Have Completely And Utterly Failed To Make Anyone My April Fool

hello my name is indigo crayola. you pencilled my father. prepare to dye

Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

Humans haven’t ruined the world, think of it as accidental remodeling.

In 50 years I picture myself being a little isolated hermit on a little house on a big hill tinkering with my creations and giving stew to any passing travelers

im always thinking about two things:

⋆. ࿔𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 𓆝༄⋆｡°✶

.°˖⋆𓃔𓃽𓃗 .°˖⋆

I’m so forgetful I can’t even remember to

I really wish I was like one of those little fruit flies. It would be really fun to just pick one guy and drive him insane with my relentless buzzing.

To the person I have known for most of my life and have spent more time with than anyone else excluding my parents:

“So, are we like friends?”