I Give Up Actually Im Not A Person Who Has Friends

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

The saying “butt naked” is so odd. Imagine a common phrase for being dressed like “pants clothed”

Petition to standardize the 1, I and l characters as unique symbols

Still can’t believe there’s a 3 year time period in which you can’t legally drink and drive

Nothing like a Friday night on the floor

Oh boy can’t wait to start the Aeneid by virgin my favorite forgotten boy

I have a really good mental filter. It’s so good that a lot of times nothing comes through it, and when I force myself to speak, the wrong things come out

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

I’m fine with Christian’s as long as they’re not Christian around me

I need me a clerval