I’m Fine With Christian’s As Long As They’re Not Christian Around Me

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

Instead of coffee, get tased by the police this morning. Its electrifying.

I love them

I need me a clerval

Nothing has ever been more real

Losing contact with someone close to you is so crazy because it’s like no I know this is no one’s fault but I can see you in the cigarette smoke and all the music I listen to was yours before it was mine and I miss the way you held me and the way your hair felt between my fingers and I miss your stupid face and I seek you out in every person I meet and I’m mourning you like you were ever really mine but like it’s fine I guess.

Low-key I’d make such a good medieval knight

Except, like the religion part

Or the fighting part

But I’d eat that aesthetic for sure

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

I found this tweet and want to draw him haha

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

When my grandmother died, I inherited a bunch of old lead crap. When I realized I didn’t need it, I decided to give it all to the kids on my street. Pay it forward