Julian: *knocks on the door*
Mark: Who is there?
Julian: It’s me, Mark
Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!
Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*
Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke
James: *without looking up from his book* Poke
Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*
James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*
Matthew: Poke!
James: Poke!
Matthew: POKE
James: POKE
*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*
Thomas:
Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???
When Jace said “I don’t want to be an adult, I want to be an angsty teenager” I fucking felt that.
Belial: I eat pieces of shit like you for BREAKFAST!
Thomas:
Matthew:
James:
Christopher, disturbed: … you eat pieces of shit?
Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!
Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one
Will: Aww, what’d you name it?
Tessa, blushing: … William
Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?
Tessa: *face palm*
Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire
Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?
Alastair: I die
Thomas: ... you can just say hello
Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die
Will: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Mortmain from hurting anyone else.
Jem: If you live I’ll let you kiss me on the mouth.
Will: … on the mouth?
Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?
Angel: Wait, what?
Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?
Angel: The bi son...
Raziel: The bison...
Angel: Bi son
Raziel: B i s o n
Angel: B i - S o n
Benedict Lightworm: I was able to raise three fully functional kids!
Charlotte: You have three kids I don't know about?!
Jem: Ok, Will, I know you mean well and everything, but please stop being a little bitch. We need to work together!
Will: Will do. But only if you take off your shirt for me.
Jem:
Jem: Weird flex but okay
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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