Kit: Hello 911? My Hands Are Both Stuck In Pringles Tubes… Both Hands, Yes…

Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…

Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING

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Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!

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4 years ago

Elias: Alastair, I can give you things that last forever!

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Simon: Hey, what is your greatest fear?

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Kidnapper: I have one of your group members

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